Saturday, January 15, 2011

The Best Company to Work For in 2011

It's NOT Facebook ... It's NOT Google ... It's NOT Goldman Sachs ... It's NOT Serco.

The Best Company to Work For in 2011 is POORandyx Corp. It's a code named corporation. It stands for "Point Of Origin XY-DNAr proC." (XY=XX) so (X=Y) or (0,0) --> |0|

COMPANY FOUNDATION: "The Hands of Governments DO NOT Change the World, the Hands of Billions DO" - Randy Colbert

The Company's Mantra --> "Prosperity is the result of healthy circulation of currency where the vast majority have robust purchasing power. When wealth fails to circulate but is dammed up by a concentration at the top, the economy falls and results in depression or severe recession. When the rich accumulate an overwhelming portion of the wealth, their house of cards comes tumbling down because there remains few to buy the goods sold by the wealthy to sustain the lifestyle." - John Maynard Keynes

The Company's Warning --> "By a continuing process of inflation, governments can and do confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part of the wealth of their citizens. There is no subtler, no surer means of overturning the existing basis of society than to debauch the currency. The process engages all the hidden forces of economic law on the side of destruction, and does it in a manner which not one man in a million is able to diagnose." – John Maynard Keynes

Since time immemorial, the bulk of ALL knowledge has passed from one generation to the next in the form of stories. It is the only sure way knowledge transcends time.

That being said, I will start with a story we all should know. It's called "The Three Little Pigs." Although we all learned this story as children, the true genius of this story is how it was really meant for adults but 99% of adults did not see past the simple imagery of the children's story.

The story is time scalable which means it can be understood in the time of pioneers or it can be understood in the present day. The trick is reading between the lines with your imagination.

I will not retell the story again here. There are only three things one needs to know:

1) straw bales are cheap
2) wood is more expensive
3) bricks are even more expensive
bonus) resources recovered from someones junk or the dump are priceless

A 20,000 square foot house built out of straw bales costs $100,000.00 It would be hard and expensive to heat such a big space, weather would be a problem and it would be very susceptible to fire.
A 10,000 square foot house built of wood costs $100,000.00 It would be hard and expensive to heat with no insulation, weather might cause some problems although it would not be as susceptible to fire as straw bales.
A 5,000 square foot house built of brick costs $100,000.00 It would be hard and expensive to heat with no insulation as well, weather should not cause problems and it would not be susceptible to fire as straw bales.

Now a 1,000 square foot house built of brick, insulated with straw bales, and lined with wood would cost $50,000.00 It would be cheap and easy to heat, stand up to the weather and not be as susceptible to fire. It would be comfortable.

The moral of the story; be creative with the resources around you and live within your means. You'll be a lot more comfortable in life.

Now to explain: "The Best Company to Work For in 2011"

In June 1967 a young man started a company out of the cardboard box he lived in on a vacant lot he inherited from an Uncle who died of Aids the previous winter. The young man's name was Randy and he had just that spring, at the age of 15, been thrown out of his parents house for being an atheist. His parents were extremely religious Baptists and about as compassionate to "outsiders" as German Nazi's were to Jews'.

Growing up on a farm enabled Randy to develop a few skills that came in handy when he got the boot. He could do basic plumbing, electric, carpentry and a bit of mechanical repair but his cooking skills lacked something to be desired.

He had a friend that managed the local dump and that dump was a gold mine for one to find odds and ends that could be put to good use cheap.

Randy found enough resources in that dump to build himself a shack. It more or less resembled a glorified cardboard box on his inherited lot but it was very comfortable to live in. He built a fully functioning washroom/shower and kitchen and a little space for his bed and desk. The curb side appeal was limited but it suited Randy and his ambitions quite well.

When word got out in town and the community what happened to Randy, people started stopping by his shack offering him small amounts of cash to help him out. He firmly stated he did not need their money for himself but if they were honestly interested in helping him they could "donate" (not tax deductible) their money to his NEW small business corporation "POORandyx". Over time people stopped coming by and the "donations" eventually ceased. Although the money coming from strangers into the company stopped soon employees of the company started building its foundation of wealth.

Randy was also somewhat of a computer aficionado. He spent endless hours learning and practicing using every kind of software he could get his hands on. spreadsheets, word processing, CADD design etc. He took the Canadian Securities Course and began investing every dollar he could get his hands on in the market. Over the years of pumping as much money as he could into his investment business corporation, he grew it exponentially to where it was producing so much interest income the tax man was getting 1/2 of it. Being the creative and cheap person that he was Randy decided to help some of the less fortunate than himself and help himself at the same time. This all came together when the internet came on the scene in 1992.

Randy put up job banners (here and there) across the internet. He recruited in flop houses, homeless shelters and soup kitchens across the country and around the world.

The concept was simple math. If a company earns $2,000,000 in interest / year and that income is taxed at the rate of 50% then $1,000,000 goes to government (which they more often than not waste) and benefits very few. But if 1,000 poor people agree to give back 50% of what they earn from the company if they are "hired" as money managers of the companies money for $2,000 each, everyone benefits. The company still gets its $1,000,000 to fund growth and 1,000 people get to earn and keep the other $1,000,000 (or $1,000 each) instead of the government getting it in taxes and wasting it on government bureaucracy. The company now has a workforce of 1,000 people to do something productive to burn up the $1,000 each person gets of the otherwise government's tax money. 1,000 poor people paid $1,000 to do something has to be better for the community and society than the government getting the $1,000,000 and doing little or nothing in return for the community.

Since we all get up, eat, live, piss/crap, and sleep 365 days a year, let us use this as our guide. Each employee will work 1 hour per day for the Company 365 days a year. They each get $10 per hour as pay or $300 or $310 dollars pay per month (Feb $280).

Over the years Randy found a lot of people are NOT very good at GIVING their shit away ... be it; money, unused junk, unused furniture, unused clothing, unused food stuffs. People in general hoard their crap until they die. Then more often than not the relatives get involved and haul most of it to the dump or hoard it themselves until their death.

To work for POORandyx one must learn to give back much more than one can imagine giving and at first it is not easy. $10 earned --> $6 donated (CPP/EI/POORandyx) Where does the money donated to POORandyx go? It is pooled, pooled and pooled again and then used to buy gold bullion which is used as collateral to borrow large sums of money cheaply anywhere in the world to buy out companies all over the world that are making boat loads of money. The income generated by each persons donations is attributed back to each persons money manager earnings. POORandyx does NOT skim off 1.5% to 3% "management fees" as mutual funds ALL do. POORandyx's objective is to earn $1 of income per year per employee. With a target of 6,000,000,000 employees in mind, POORandyx should do fine.

The 1 hour they work per day is their choice. The remaining hours of the day will be UNPAID training. All training hours are optional but encouraged in the beginning year.



The Company hires poor people and over time helps train and turn them into the wealthy.

The Company started off sorta like an "Internet Cafe" but the customers are the employees. Each employee rents a computer for the hour they work per day. All training hours spent on the computer are free*. Each employee rents space in the company's building for the hour they work per day. All training space is rent free*. Priority for space is given to working employees over training employees.

Free* --> nothing in life is free, someone is ALWAYS paying for it in the end

As employees gained knowledge into how to play the game to their advantage, they train to open new company "Internet Cafe" buildings around the world. Soon being an accomplished worker at POORandyx Corp brings additional work hours from other companies around the world. POORandyx Corp gets their employees foot in the door of other opportunities.

NOW HIRING 10,000 poor people

Free* Laptop or Desk Top or Ipad – your choice from Future Shop, Best Buy, Staples, Office Depot, etc.
Free* High Speed Broadband internet access – anywhere in the world you happen to be
Free* Cell Phone or Smart Phone with global phone service plan
Free* Canadian Passport – to enable travel (almost) anywhere in the world
Free* Executive caliber Dental Care – anywhere in the world you happen to be
Free* Executive caliber Medical Care – anywhere in the world you happen to be
Free* Housing Accommodations – anywhere in the world you happen to be
Free* access to ALL restaurants – anywhere in the world you happen to be
Free* access to ALL transportation – anywhere in the world you happen tohttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif behttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
Free* access to ALL higher education – anywhere in the world you happen to be

TRAINING provided – an interest in Managing Wealth a must

Nothing in life is “Free*” so find a way to buy the things you want out of life

http://www.POORandy.com
http://www.POORandyx.com